If one listens to/reads carefully the verbal/printed works of Garrison Keeler, one hears/reads a couple of vignettes about the people of the town of Lake Woebegone and Lutefisk, the Norwegian preparation of junk fish using lye. The modern consumer proletariat of the Yankee republic, perhaps repulsed by Keeler’s “egg head” elitism, is more familiar with Lutefisk from the various food travel programs on television that seem devoted to ridiculing the other than ordinary and any foodstuff not vended by a national fast food chain restaurant. Few however can lay claim to having sampled, much less made a regular dietary item of, this gelatinous white stuff that has an aroma not normally associated with ingestion.
I got to sample it when I was a graduate student at the campus of the Boneyard, U Illinois. At that time the population was predominantly from places like Illinois, Indiana, Ohio with a scattering of folks from foreign places like Minnesota, Alibam, Maine, and Europe. One of the helpful activities of the administration was an official Foreign Students Association that provided help in dealing with Illinois academic and real society and culture and fostered a strong sense of us versus them among the furrin studints. I especially recall one lecture/demonstration on how to shop for groceries at a supermarket. I especially recall being asked by the lecturer, a female professor from the shul of home economics whether we had supermarkets in Alibam. She was somewhat outraged when I informed her that the first supermarket, a Piggly Wiggly, had opened in Gawgah. To give her credit, she did try to recovery by asking, in a broad plains accent, what a piggly wiggly was.
One of the other activities of the association was to have one of the students host a luncheon once a month when “native” foods would be served. When it was the turn of our representative from Minnesota, a stalwart son of Norway, at least genetically, we were served lutefisk among other delicacies. Happily I had acces to reagent grade ethanol in the laboratory and could gargle the aftertaste away. Still, not all that bad when compared to things like boiled catfish or shad-eel gumbo.
Now, however, I am pleased to read from Concord, New Hampshire of efforts to offer a new form of corpse preparation - Lutehuman. [Link] As one might expect from this the process involves dissolving the soft remains in Lye under conditions of high temperature and pressure, something like Kentucky Fried Chicken without the spices. As one who considers the current practices of internment - adamantine coffins and an aversion to decomposition - suicidal as a species, I am joyful to find an alternative to the almost equally environmentally damaging practice of cremation. And with this alternative one has the option, I expect, of having the bones ground down for use as fertliizer, or being strung as a keepsake. Somehow the idea of my daughter having my skeleton hanging from a hook in a corner, perhaps even planted with a climbing ivy to soften the aspect, has a certain macabre attraction that I will be unable to enjoy.
I am however able to enjoy an official pronouncement of the Norwalk, Connecticut government that “poop happens” [Link] in response to some female denizen of New Yawk who took exception to the presence of stercus canem on the city’s sidewalks. Apparently the woman’s toddler stepped in the “puppy poop” and thereby ruined the family’s outing. My initial question is whether this consititues some form of negligence on the woman’s part in the raising of her child. Perhaps the appropriate services should take her and the child into custody to determine if she is a fit mother and is not abusing the child. I know that in some circles in the Sowth raising a child in New Yawk City is considered child abuse. Of course, some of us also consider what goes on in the public shuls, especially with Every Child Left Behind, to be such.
The life lesson learned, of course, don;t take your children to Norwalk (or the aquarium?) if you can’t handle befouled shoes. Lock them up in a Skinner box until they are 18 and then throw them, box and all, into a river.
On a note of “the smell of Napalm in the morning”, I note that MalWart has pulled back from Chicago and is making do with opening new cancers stores in the suburbs. [Link] Seems that the city fathers, in particular Daley the Younger does not to want to risk the ire of the unions by permitting the implicitly and egregiously aunion MalWart into the Windy City. The immediate question one wishes to ask the Emperor Daley and his Senators is whether the unions are Red or Green? And is MalWart the opposite? Or is there some other dimensionality here?
Given MalWart’s capacity as the premiere of the (not so) hidden masters of the American Consumerate, one has to hypothesize that they are Red and the unions are (somehow?) Green? This seems especially confusing given MalWart’s recent shift to advertising how “green” some of its house products are. May we also hypothesize that sustainability is the last refuge of a repulsed, possibly decaying, corporate oligarchy? Something akin to patriotism for a scoundrel or religion for a politician? [Link]
On which we note that the former First Lady has now come into open season for criticism by her own party for having played the “race” card. [Link] My first thought here is accompanied by a shake of my head, a natural result of my combination of healthy cynicism and a realist recognition that we all came from Africa, at least insofar as current scientific evidence supports, and thus the whole “race” thing is an invention of basic human insecurities and the “us-them” phenomena. A contributor here is also that insofar as I can tell from reading anthropology texts the taxonomy of race as used in Amerika is as flawed as its predilection for Intelligent Design, which gives rise to a sneaking suspicion that the two are linked.
I should also not be construed as supporting either the former First Lady, or her husband, the behavior of both lending substance to the theory I have heard advanced that the conflict in Arkansas during the Second American Revolution was not a matter of the two sides fighting over which would have control of the state as fighting over which could be rid of the state. I dismiss this theory categorically inasmuch as I had a good friend as an undergraduate at the campus of the Black Warrior, one “Smiling John”, who was a native son of the state of Arkansas. Smiling John was no named because he was never observed in four years of undergraduate attendance of smiling when he was sober, and only occasionally when inebriated, which was a common condition on Friday and Saturday evenings. Since Smiling John was another chemistry major he had the usual access to supplies of reagent grade ethanol, which appropriately diluted with fruit juice or soda was admirably suited to a “serious drunk”. Such potage was dictated by the fact that what beer was available was imported from Mississippi and had an underlying aroma that in subsequent years I found could be compared to that of Lutefisk. Probably some judicious use of Lye in the brewing process that Milwaukee is either ignorant, or reticent, of.
Nor do I wish to support her opponent now apparently evolving into the (modern) democrat candidate for the office of chief executive. What I do note however is that he offers the usual, albeit in this case intensified, aspect of paradox of most politicians. The matter here is that the senator espouses an ambiguous and unspecified program of change whose few revealed aspects have indicated to be destructive and oppressive when the matter is one of the opposite. What the American electorate seems disconcerted with is itself change and thus what the senator seems to be offering is a change from that change. SO the paradox is that he is offering what is not desired but it is attractive to people who wish the particular change they are experiencing to go away and are perhaps thus desirous of conservation or even simplification? One is also taken with the aspects of the candidates ambiguity which rather reminds one of a stercus canem in that it has the visual appearance of being without color but if one measures its spectrum one finds it radically different from that of a black body in the physics sense. Thus we have a uncertain proposal of unknown content that on the surface appears to be unphysical. Perhaps Arthur C. Clarke was right in saying that a technology sufficiently advanced was indistinguishable from magic?