Pater Pomp

This morning I ran across this cartoon [Link]

and was immediately gladdened that I do not have to consume such noxious stuff in as much as I am a normal (in the usual misuse of the word) adult human who does not secrete Lactase.

I did, however, break my fast this morning with a bialy, which is not – I am told – the norm of Alibam. I can only respond that it is impossible to obtain a proper bagel in Alibam.