Alibam is reeling in a winter onslaught. The Repulsians are ranting about the falsity of climate change – global warming – as they sit before their fires stoking the Carbon Dioxide glut.
Bogs. Denialist Bogs, at that.
One of the characteristics of weather is that over a long period of time it is approximately Gaussian distributed. What is often called a “Normal” curve except that’s a misuse of both the word “normal”, which properly means either orthogonal or of finite area and is most often used in place of the term “modal” which is evidently beyond the comprehension of the people who misuse “normal.”
Or they are too lazy?
Anyway, if the weather has a Gaussian distribution, then the likely occurring temperatures are largely described by the standard deviation. And the standard deviation is largely determined by climate. Further, that standard deviation is directly proportional to the average temperature.
So if the average temperature goes up, the standard deviation goes up, which in turn means more occurrences of higher temperature.
But ALSO, more instances of lower temperature. So as the planet heats up there are more instances of high temperature – “hot” days.
AND, more instances of low temperature – “cold” days.
So feel no sympathy for all those Alibam legislators down in Muntgum who are snowed in (because Muntgum doesn’t need snow plows.) They’re the ones who refuse to do anything about climate change because it would deplete their pork and graft funds.
Meanwhile, I’m going to complain about both the weather and the climate.
And the schmucks.