Arab Humor

Was listening to the weather foretelling out of Nawth Alibam’s Shining City on the Hill last evening. The weather beaver mentioned that couldn’t pre-treat the roads because of the rain.

Fell out of my chair onto the floor laughing.

Pre-treat roads in Arab? Sure. Right after Tartarus thaws out.

The conscript parents of Arab do NOTHING to benefit the residents. Their only concern is people who MAY move here. Their only action when the roads are bad is to have a TINY local wireless station, that no one I know listens to, announce the roads are closed. That;s it.

Except the constabulary parks cruisers in the middle of the streets and ticket anyone they don’t personally know for being out. Everyone else is welcome to skid and slide and damage things.

So anyone considering moving to Greater Metropolitan Arab? Don’t.