It occurs to me that this: [Link]

is the “real threat” to Thanksgiving, not Black Freya’s Day. (odd visualization. Melaninated Scandinavian Woman)

Somehow I envision working in a restaurant on Thanksgiving day to be way worse/nastier (subjectively) than working a MalWart or some such. Not that I have experience with either. Who in any form of retail would trust me?

Nerds save the universe by not working at maintaining evil.