Lost in Bureaucracy land

At hospital. Day surgery for FD SCP.
Overuse of first person plural pronoun is mentally grating. I thought Gaius Julius Caesar bad enough but medicalists 10dB worse.
Hospital food is mediocre and hideously expensive. How can staff afford to eat here?
I have great fear that just when they tell me they release FD SCP, I shall collapse of sprained fundament.
Why do the visitors in waiting room hollar but staff whisper?
This hospital has no water fountains.