If This be Smarts?

Amazing! Some good (sorta) news from Texas.

Seems that that bomb they seized from the jihadist schule boy? The bomb that turned out to be a clock and the jihadist who turned out to be  a maker schule student.

Well, the local constabulary return the bomb (clock) to the jihadist (student). 

Unfortunately the family has decided to leave the country so that the kid can become a real jihadist.

Sadly, we can’t even say “Only in Texas” about this since it reflects several prevailing trends in the Yankee Republic.