Tab Lice

Ran across a few articles crying out for retorts:

[Link] entitled: “Smithsonian’s new head: don’t call it “The Nation’s Attic” – This fellow, probably a bog? – does understand this just makes it a challenge. The chief advantage he has is that most Amerikans think it’s the Jeffersonian and don’t have any idea it’s the Smithsonian. And named after a Brit.

[Link] entitled: “Report: Feds Will Require All Drones to Be Registered” – makes sense. You have to register the firearm you shoot it down with. So now you can find out who sent it and file for a restraining order? Or not. I;m thinking more along the lines of those ultrasonic cannons that just make the things crash.