Gripe Sermon

OK, it’s the back side of week out, I am up at least an hour early because of the perversities of the Yankee congress and its necrophilic affair with daylight savings time, so I may as well share my absence of good feeling and will by getting about the matter of disposing of old tabs.

First, some of the wonks at fair Hahvahdd have put motors on truncated toothbrushes and turned them loose in a circular enclosure.[Link] They find

“These guys make their discovery using BristleBots, simple automatons made from a toothbrush head and a cellphone vibrator motor.  Put a few of these into a circular enclosure and they wander around at random. But when Giomi and co increased the number of BristleBots, they began to self-organise into things like swirling swarms. The transition from disorder to order is triggered only when the density reaches some threshold.”

This is, according to the reportage, a simpler and stranger explanation for the behavior of group animals like ants and termites. My immediate thought is what is the mean distance between collisions? As the number of brushbots increases, the number of collisions per time increases. Now if the bots begin streaming, moving in the same direction, then collisions between them transfer less energy and are less disruptive, so the stream tends to maintain itself. But that’s just the mental flatulence of an SCP. The wonks at Hahvahd will likely come up with other, better thoughts.

Next, we have a lovely article [Link] with the title “Bunnies implicated in the demise of Neanderthals”. One of my colleagues, Magnetic Inductance Force, directed me to this article via his FaceScroll page. I, like he, was bemused by the title. Were neandertals like children in being unable to eat cute animals?That seems charmingly implausible. We like to think of neandertals as cartoon Georges, half of whose practical uttered vocabulary is duhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The thesis of the boffins, at least according to the journalism, is that neandertals were unable to hunt small animals. The problem with the thesis, as seems to be so often the situation with anthropology and hence why it may not be a science as they seem to now be claiming, is that it is untestable, at least to my simple viewpoint. Lacking an an actual neandertal no test would seem possible.

It did occur that neandertal characteristics tend to display often in general and flag officers, so I considered asking my colleagues who are such to try rabbit hunting. But upon cogitation that seemed doomed to failure. First of all one could not gather enough cooperative general officers to do a herd hunt, and since all of these fellows have agile aides, they would likely send them off on solitary hunt. So once more the thesis seems untestable. The one colleague I asked of this admitted that he did enjoy rabbit but also confided one should hunt them with a shotgun firing steel buckshot so that the shot could be easily found and removed to preserve one’s teeth. This display of canniness did not bode well for the thesis.

Next,following along on my earlier tirade about college, is an article [Link] about the PhD glut. Easter Island vindicated! If you exceed the carrying capacity of the environment, starvation ensues and lots die. I ain’t gonna harp on this too long since it’s just the recognition of what I have said many times before. But I will reiterate that a PhD shouldn’t be a career move, it should be a calling.

And while on education, a lovely article [Link] entitled “Online courses need human element to educate”. This one also fits with my tirades. It’s simple, if the teacher and students don’t engage there is less information exchange and no motivation to understanding. That’s the problem with those megaclasses in bit halls. No engagement. And it’s worse on-line. But I fear money will out and good people like this author will get squashed like squirrel road kill on the street in from of Castellum SCP.

Speaking of road kill, I ran across, via Lifehacker, this article [Link] in the New Yawk Times about a new enumeration that “cataloged some 42,500 Nazi ghettos and camps throughout Europe, spanning German-controlled areas from France to Russia and Germany itself, during Hitler’s reign of brutality from 1933 to 1945.” If you, strangely, are a holocaust denialist, your position just got a bit more tenuous – vapid even – and nekulturny.I do want to emit the plug that this is about political ideology, not per se nationality.Most countries have done death camps. Here in Amerika we had Andersonville and some Yankee counterparts. So its not localized, it’s specific, as in species.

Finally, some work out of U Washington [Link] that while we Amerikans are living longer we are more miserable in our seniorness than other nation’s citizens. The blame is put on lifestyle errors. I have to say this one didn’t surprise me. Seniorness is often a matter of an absence of comfort. And I know that it’s all I can do to change my lifestyle to accommodate the instructions of medicalists – when they don’t conflict, which is TOO often because of absence of coordination and integration – much less adopt any gratuitous changes. But I do have to ask why we did (and are doing) such a poor job of communicating these health dishabits. No one tried to tell me these in  youth, and if they did they never said why. So the health boffins were rather like Catholics, preaching without testability but also not evangelizing.

Have a good sundae. Time to break fast.

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Fist Shake the Sky

Almost like winter this morning. The Weather Channel and the WunderWeather local agree that Greater Metropolitan Arab is about 20 degF this morning. The teethy ones claim we shall get almost to 60 degF today but I am reserving my trust for the sake of observation.

Much grrr brrrr on the national news last evening about meteorites and our economy/human laxity propensity to present our necks to the blade. They even had some neuroneg up there expounding nuclear devices. There was also some apologetics about the BIG guy who had all the attention earlier before Siberia got a wallop. Incidentally I see the injury count is now up to a kilo – probably folks injured in the clean up?

The Siberian meteorite, a few tons of matter was relatively benign.[Link] A shock wave, no EMP, no entact impact, not that an impact in Siberia would be as bad as in shallow ocean. The big guy was 130K tons and could have done a big damage, millions killed if it had hit and skewed the climate, mostly from starvation and chaos. And the assurances of authority were a bit empty given the growing inability of bogs to do maths. Note the gravity bend in this graph:

Note they say that the beast came within about 38 Mm (megameters) of Tellus and recall that Tellus itself is about 6 Mm. So that’s not a big miss!

I was especially impressed by the title of this article:

“The world is safe! Asteroid capable of destroying London skims past Earth in nearest flyby since records began”

which is pretty clearly meant by someone to reassure the bogs and make them quiet until there is a real extinction strike. Question s whether the nonsense mindbalm came from journalist or bureaucrat-politician?

Not that the concerned are exactly rational. [Link] There are too many out there pushing for rapid action with things that almost certainly won’t work. Not that any one thing will be highly effective so far as I can tell. But the task has two hard parts: observation and detection; and interception and removal. Both will be EXPENSIVE and PERSISTING. This is not a five year plan thing, it’s a change the way society works thing. And we don’t know how to do that. At least not better than abysmally incompetently. It also flies in the face of politicians and money people. Capitalism can’t handle this sort of thing, and religion will turn it into tyranny. I have scant hope that we are going to do any better with this than we did with the terrorism thing -a bunch of meaningless, painful restrictions of no purpose nor effect other than to comfort the bogs.

At least for those who get to see it the view will be spectacular.

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P/p ~0

So far this morning, the pony to poo ratio has been very low. And yes, I am writing this from a lapbox. Details to follow.

Rose this morning and off to gym. Low human density, as is usual on Thorś day. Listened to an episode of he Linux Action Show [Link] the sixth in a trail. They failed. The podcast will be dropped from the accumulator and erased from the MP3 player. Simply put the podcast is too much ¨Dude” talk, unrestrained extrovertism, and too little of relevance to Linux use and care. There is also atendancy to excessive profanity of a rather gratuitous sort.

Then I returned to Castellum SCP and the poo emerged from the quantum foam. FD SCP has medical draws this morning so she was sleeping in and I was charged to awaken her about now. I began my ablutions and had completed the brushing of teeth and was about to shower when the Greater Metropolitan Arab Electron Uncooperative [Link]discontinued the electric potential difference for a moment. That was the first of many. As I was typing the last, the tenth interruption was executed.

Amazing display of incompetence, eh what? Number thirteen! Number sixteen! The putz with this counting! It just gets deeper and deeper.

Is this some conspiracy to make us associate with Sandy?

Joy of Incompetence

Earlier this week, I ran across an article [Link] in the Register (why are the good articles always and only in the Register? What have they got that Amerikan journalism lacks? Integrity? Creativity? Professionalism? All of these?) about how the folks working at the Missile Defense Agency use Yankee government computers to surf for porn.

I have to be a bit amazed at the apparent incompetence of both MDA’s IT folks and its management. Scheesh. Back when I was working for the Yankee army the mean time to being caught for surfing porn was seconds and then you got your badge confiscated and escorted out of the building while they fired you. Evidently at MDA, all they do is beg you to quit.

Somehow this confirms my prejudices about the competence at that organization. During my career they were characterized by an absence of creativity, technical competence, and integrity. That absence seems to have deepened, Although I suspect some of it is due to the current administrations. Politicians dislike – hate nerds but at least repulsians demand their competence, unlike democruds who are happy with pretense and fakery.

Next, while we’re on the azimuth of incompetence, I note a lovely article [Link] amply displaying the incompetence of his technological holiness, Steve Jobs. This is a refreshing article. I have never held Jobs in high esteem, for a variety of reasons, but sometimes it is nice to hear about his more egregious technical management MISTAKES. And for them to be displayed to the world for all of his adoring worshipers to add into their prayers.

Incidentally, for once small is good. I find my 5 inch slab quite nice in providing what support I want without the compromise of a smart cellular telephone.

The problem isn’t technology, it’s how the corporations mismanage it.

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Improvised Incompetence Devices

Yesterday I ran across an article [Link] that attempted to explain the popularity of pickup trucks as individual motor vehicles. It failed, almost an archetype of what journalism is these days, failure and inaccuracy. But it did get me to cogitating on the question and I think I have a conjecture.

For the benefit of the religionist smugs out there who don’t understand what a theory is, let me offer the following model. If I have something on order one (1) sigma of confidence then it’s a conjecture; if two (2) sigma it’s an hypothesis, and is three (3) sigma it’s a theory. Bear in mind that means a theory is more certain and more accurate than 0.9 of all eyewitness testimony in a courtroom. So please don’t play that lame “it’s just a theory” bowel movement game. (I’ll discuss the ramifications of bowel movement games in another blot sometime.)

Anyway, the observation is that pickup trucks are inordinately hard to drive. In effect, there is less difference in the drivability of a semi trailer truck rig and a pickup truck than there is in the drivability of a pickup truck and a limousine. In effect, pickup trucks can no more be maneuvered in traffic than a truck thrice as large and hence must be maneuvered around. Since they are smaller and more numerous they represent a grave threat to the public welfare. (Which leads us to question how one is allowed to own one for not-businesses purposes?)

Given that pickup trucks cannot be driven well enough not to be a menace to be avoided and compensated for, it strikes that this makes them attractive to people who cannot drive competently or who cannot be bothered to drive competently due to mental or ethical laziness or those who are just plain pathologically apathetic about presenting a menace to society. Because a pickup truck cannot be driven competently the failings of these drivers will not be obvious and they will not be blamed, at least as severely. So in effect, for most people who drive pickup trucks – I am tenatively excepting those who use them for business – driving a pickup truck is a diversion from or camouflage of their own ineptitude, incompetence, or pathology.

The only thing not considered here is those folks who are so insecure in their driving that they want a fortress for a vehicle so that when they are in that wreck they know is coming, they will be injured less than they injure. I am not sure whether this qualifies as driving incompetence or just plain cravenness.

Anyway, if you see a pickup truck on the road, you may safely assume, as a matter of operational practice, that it is driven by a sociopath or a dolt and if this be proven wrong, be thankful no greater injury was sustained.

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Weak Stuff from Weak Slaves

The chamber of thieves, aka the Alibam legislature, is working on legislation to make texting while driving a crime.[Link]

Big Whup! This bill is nothing but window dressing.

The bill proposes a fine of 25$ * i for the ith conviction and two license penalty points per conviction.

Noise level stuff especially since the constabulary won;t be enforcing the law except as an add-on. That is, unless you have a wreck or something while texting, you’re immune.

The problems with this are manifold. Studies have consistently shown that texting is one of the two most dangerous cellular telephone things you can be doing while driving. The other is using a smart phone or any other screen tap phone. But the distraction of anyone in the motorcar using a cellular phone at all is third.

So what we should have is a requirement that the constables have to make this a primary enforcement law, and the penalties need to rise to 30 days * i license suspension for the ith conviction.

Or the council of thieves can get around to requiring all motorcars (and trucks) in Alibam to have automatic cellular suppressors installed tied into the transmission. And annual inspections to be able to operate.

Bad law is worse than no law!

Belief and Bludgeons

Yes, I know it’s mondae but the accidental (?) juxtaposition of article ether in the void has produced something quite unmondaeish. Which sounds vaguely Welsh to me. Anyway, the subject this morning is belief and it is not very flattering to the species.br /br /First, there is an article [a href="http://www.scotsman.com/the-scotsman/scotland/witchcraft_fear_lead_to_the_death_of_teen_court_hears_1_2040616"Link/a] frae th Scotsman about an adolescent being tortured and drowned because his brother by wedding thought him a witch. No report on whether the skull was dressed to serve haggis in but the deed was decidedly dark and demented, which seems to go rather muchly with belief. br /br /The coroner reported that the discorporated lad, 15 years of age, was pummeled with hammer, chisel, and metal bludgeon 101 times. The accuracy of the number is questionable given that there seems likely little resolution between strike sites.br /br /It is instances like this that make the death sentence seem meet. The murderer needs to be relieved of his burdens as much as society needs to be protected from him. Keeping such a monster alive is no imitzvah/i. br /br /Next, we have an article [a href="http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/1112450498/file-sharing-established-as-a-religion-in-sweden/"Link/a] that indicates the guvment of Sweden has officially recognized the kirk of Kopimism which holds that copyright is a sin and that information copying is a sacrament.br /br /Gee, first a story about the depravity of belief that makes you wonder if humanity is worth its intestinal contents and then the next story restores your admiration for the appellation of the species. This has to be one of the wisest things I have heard in a year of sundaes.br /br /And lastly, I have an article [a href="http://www.businessnewsdaily.com/1865-research-development-science-economy.html"Link/a] that tells me that Amerikans think science and scientists are going to rescue the nation from its doldrums.br /br /Nice sentiment, but impossible if we keep getting politician choices that are all bad. I don’t care how good our science is, and it has been slipping in recent years, so long as our choices for elected officials are either people who lack the smarts to know they can’t do the job or people who lack the moral fiber to admit to themselves they can’t do the job, we are not going to be able to solve anything.br /br /Perhaps the whole Lucky Star thing was right? What we need is a Council of Scientists?br /br /div class=”zemanta-pixie”img class=”zemanta-pixie-img” alt=”" src=”http://img.zemanta.com/pixy.gif?x-id=d02e1706-691d-8214-b248-686d6d65097e” //div

Inconsequential Informatics

I was reading through the overnight accumulation of articles and ran across one talking about the downloads of MegaHard’s latest version of their browser and how poorly the numbers compare with Firefox. (I am not even going to bother with a link here because its a waste of bits.) This led me to think again about the podcast episodes I listened to today. One was an Ubuntu podcast, also from England, by the Full Circle magazine folks.

The podcast was rather delightfully unprofessional from a journalistic standpoint, which was refreshing because I was also watching, intermittently, a debacle on Reynard news where they were switching back and forth between a U California physics professor and a journalist on the nuclear situation in Nippon. It was all pseudo-civil but on the one hand we had a physics academic who was getting beat up and a whacked, unqualified journalist who was getting treated like the Messiah. (And I do not mean crucifixion.) This is not to say that I do not consider journalism to (maybe) be a profession and that a journalist can be an expert, but what they are expert in is gathering and mangling information, usually without understanding it. So why is it that journalists treat other journalists as experts on some topic they have gather information on and disdain folks who have real experience and knowledge?

Happily, podcasting is such that the worse the journalism is, the better the podcast.

Anyway, the subject of the podcast, in the main, was Firefox versus Chrome (Chromium). The MegaHard browser didn’t come up because, simply put, this is Linux and MegaHard is a sick, sad, rotting slime mold joke.

I was conversing, electronically, with a colleague, Mass Momentum, who had been out of touch for a while and I discovered that he had not only retired but had surrendered his geekness so much as to become an insentient MegaHard serf. This is fair warning, mind rot is insidious

The folks on the podcast were about equally divided between Firefox and Chrome. The rhetoric was predictable: Chrome is fast but Firefox has add-ins. What was unsaid was that the Firefox add-ins work consistently and the Chrome add-ins don’t work comfortably.

What also didn’t get mentioned is that there is no rule that makes them either-or. For serious browsing, I use Firefox, but for stuff I want speed, like reading the daily blogs and comics, I use Chrome. If I think I need to do something with the web page, I use Firefox; if all I want is a quick look and don;t care if the page is whacked, Chrome is good enough.

I could make the obvious comparison between browsers and media. When its important there’s Firefox and podcasts; when quick and dirty is good enough there’s television news channels and Chrome.

Oh! but the challenging thing with Chrome was setting DuckDuckGo! as the default search engine. Gooey not only can’t do a decent browser, they can’t do a decent search any more. And yes, I know there are those who say Gooey never could do a decent search.

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New Day?

I got reminded by the Alibam public television channel that yesterday was inauguration day here in Alibam. I even spent some time watching the activities and have some observations.

If I ever had any doubt that we have an obesity problem in Alibam those doubts were eradicated yesterday. Well, there is the small probability that all of the marching bands, color gruards, and cheerers selected to participate in the inauguration parade were selected on the basis of being obese. While I recognize that politics, especially in Alibam, makes for strange occurrences that one is a bit too hard to entertain so I am going to proceed on the hypothesis that the selection was not made on that basis. Therefore, given the prevalence of apparent obesity among the parade participants, 0.3-0.7 with a mean of about 0.5 by organization, I find the probability that we have an obesity situation to have a significance of at least 0.95.

This is not to say that there aren’t a greater fraction of overweight kids in bands, after all they can’t play football if they’re that flab, can they? But not that high, I should think, especially among the color guard and cheerers who are predominantly female and obsessed with body?

I was also impressed with the utter banality, edging to outright unbvelievability, of the interviews that were part of the programming. For once, the statements by the people-in-the-street were smarter than the statements by the politicians.

I fear I find the inaugurates disappointing. Most are run of the mill Alibam politicians who lie brazenly and misdirect public monies for themselves and their cronies. Boss Tweed would be right at home here. But I cannot keep from resonating in my skull that the new governor was at best third most capable among the field of four. We may only hope he proves Bull Halsey’s dictum.

In the interim we may expect business as usual in Muntgum. Yes, we have a legislature now solidly republican (modern) in composition but as I have said before, the only difference between democrat (modern) and republican (modern) in Alibam is what color pebble they drew out of the urn at their coming of age ritual. This, perhaps, is one of the endearing things about living in Alibam. We know that our politicians are evil, venial, and petty, often stupid and churlish as well. Better the evil we may see.

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iF icS

This one got into an information landscape crack.[Link]

When are the Disney oligarchs going to come to the realization that their organization just can’t do a decent science fiction mvie. They couldn’t do it when Walt was corporate and they patently can’t do it now.

Recognize that TRON is a niche thing. It’s like The Americanization of Emily. There are folks who really like it, there are more folks who hate it, and the majority would watch almost anything else in preference. Do not translate that the few who like watch frequently into lots of folks will watch once.

If you want to aim for that niche environment that’s OK but don’t plan on surviving in your current form.

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