Weighty Motor Question

While motoring in Nawth Alibam’s Shining City on the Hill yesterday I came to pose the question:

Are Rectal Sphincter Opening motorists [1] dragon’s teeth or elementary particles?

Because if one gets squashed two more pop up, indicating that like the children of the dragon, two emerge for every one destroyed. Of course, the could be elementary particles emerging from the fluctuations of the vacuum but if so they have to be their own antipartice, which seems rather too nice since a collision of two would annihilate.

Regardless, Huntsville is infested with them on all its motorways.

[1]  That’s SCP for “asshole”.

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