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I see in the AP feed that Curling is enjoying a boom in the United States.[Link]

I am proud to note that we have a Curling Club in Greater Metropolitan Arab, an expression of our rich Scots heritage for those of us who have a Scots heritage and those who don’t. The news of the interest in the activity, as reflected by the importation of ~ 1.2E+04 kilograms of stones and the publication of a pin up calendar. We desperately need a new stone since our old one was lost at the bottom of the pond last winter.

The club has great hopes this will elevate our social standing in the community, currently dominated by the Arab Liars’ Club and Poke Salat Festival Permanent Committee, and the Pro and Anti-Prohibition associations.

Of course, it also means I may have competition for my position as Last Fourth Assistant Rear Sweep.

Written by smpctryphys

27 November 2006 at 13:38

Posted in Nerd Humor